I received a random text message from a girl I didn't know at 11:17pm one night…. Instead of ignoring the message or telling her that she had the wrong number, I decided to see how long I could keep her believing that I was who she thought I was. The following is the conversation that followed:

Random girl: Antonio cant really tell me if he likes me so whatever
Me: Well I think he is playing hard to get… so you should probably play too.
RG: Well I hate that if I like someone they will know it fo sho
Me: No no no… you’ve gotta play it cool. If you do it right you’ll get it!
RG: I dunno I don’t think I can wait that long for some action
Me: Well then, if you want some action then you better take action!
RG: Haha im not the type of girl to throw herself
Me: Well, how badly do you want it?
RG: I dunno he said he didn’t like me so whatever his loss
Me: Maybe you should show him the goods so he knows what he’s missing! : )
RG: Show him the what?
Me: Flash him : )
RG: Haha yeah im not like that. Unless im drunk haha ;-)
Me: you should get as drunk as I am right now!
RG: And how drunk is that? Considering you can still text
Me: pretty drunk… not so drunk that I can’t spell. When did Christin say that?
RG: whos Christin?
Me: Oops I mean Antonio
RG: what did he say about what
Me: That he doesn’t like you.
RG: When I said something to him. He said just a friend.
Me: ever hear of friends with benefits!
RG: Haha
Me: Where are you?
RG: My house. Did you go into red brick tonight around nine
Me: No, should I have?
RG: No I thought you were there. I saw a guy that looked like the pic you sent me
Me: No, it wasn’t me. I was just getting out of the shower (nice image huh?)
RG: Haha yeah
Me: So, are you just gonna forget about Antonio or are you going to keep trying?
RG: I dunno
Me: Do you still like him?
RG: Why?
RG: yeah but o well. He is a little young
Me: What is your preferred age?
RG: seventeen to about twenty
Me: what’s the oldest person you’ve ever been with?
RG: nineteen. Why?
Me: what you need is an older man!
RG: Um I don’t know you
RG: Sorry
Me: Sorry for what?
RG: you didn’t text back so I thogt I said something wrong
Me: I was just talking to someone, sorry.
RG: Ok cool. So yeah send me a better pic of the man im talking to
Me: Ok, but I want one of you first!
RG: No I already gave you a good one please
Me: well how about a bad one? : )
RG: Please just send me one
Me: Well actually I must’ve accidentally deleted your pic, can you send it again. Then I will send you one.
RG: You turn
Me: (sent her a really funny picture of not me)
RG: Um who is this
Me: just kidding this is me (sent her an even funnier picture of definitely not me)
RG: Um yeah goodbye
Me: In all honesty, I have no idea who you are, you text messaged me: so I decided to have fun with it. Who are you?
RG: yeah thanx. You should have said something I had the wrong number you’re an asshole. Go away

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